Shitpost: The Marxist-Leninist Imperative to support Comrade Dijkstra (in The Witcher 3)

UPDATE: In retrospect, this is probably one of the worst essays I’ve written, as it basically devolves into campism. There’s a reasonable argument for supporting Nilfgard in advancing absolutism. Nothing in this essay should be taken as actual theory (again, it was labelled ‘shitpost’).